CUCUMBER GLUE

carrottheluvmachine:

amaranthliebe:

ifitsbritishimprobablyafan:

I find myself incapable of not reblogging this.

I don’t even watch spn but I laughed so hard, the faces, omg

(via airagorncharda)

blackarachnia:

fourleafedcolfer:

i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being

this post makes me laugh so hard because the rest of chris sanders’ art and female designs look like this

(via slugbox)

theongreatjoy:

It’s okay. Calm down. Mommy loves you. 

(via nihileigh)

(Source: kurtstain, via mr-fanged-shadow)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via marceline-your-vampire-queen)

common0courtesy:

I get what i want

(via mr-fanged-shadow)